And you thought he was creepy as Gordon Gecko
Saw this over at Defamer. Michael Douglas is now officially creepier. Miss Zeta-Jones, please abandon thiswrinkly Oscar winner and run away with me.
The star explains, "I took my kids down to the ocean the other day and we had a little problem - we have jellyfish. I got stung actually pretty bad, across my back just last week. There's sort of a remedy that we've all heard...urine. It's the remedy if you have a bad sting. "So I asked my five-year-old son if he would pee-pee on my back. He looked at me like he'd gone to heaven. He was like 'This is what I call a good summer holiday! Pee-pee on daddy's back!' I don't know if it helped at all, but my son was happy. We'll work it out in 20 years (when he's in therapy)!"
Yipes. Just yipes.
The story is over here. Just what I needed to read after last night's mind-numbing "film" festival (more on that later).