I know nothing, other than the fact that I want one.

I'm referring, of course, to the iPhone. I sit in training now learning little how little we know about it. This thing may as well be Area 51.

Whenever it launches, I intend to be prepared to be the technical support rockstar many of you know me as.

But I want one. Now. I'm insane for this expensive device.

I'll be home later. Omnibus post then.