Austin Houston
I live in Austin, TX. Austin is pretty darn cool, sort of like New York if everyone slowed the hell down, started cooking brisket slathered in sauce called "barbecue" and lost all semblance of driving ability.
Houston, on the other hand, is about 3 hours thataway, he says while pointing vaguely southeast. I'm to understand it's a bleeding pit, full of festering gobs and stupid nutters and witless twits. Like the kids in the story linked below.
Don't get me wrong. I understand the need for stoners to be creative. I had roommates once that converted many items into smoking equipment. Their wastebasket, large chemistry equipment. The times they attempted to get a buzz off peanut skins and nutmeg. I get it.
However, there's no need to go all Edgar Allen and dig up a hundred year old corpse. Which likely isn't what they were doing. Kids in Houston likely have no grasp of American literature that isn't Maxim or High Times (not to mention they fact that reading levels in this city are really only above, say, Alabama or the current White House).
They, did, apparently plan this. I guess The Hills wasn't on that night.
What bugs me the most is that they weren't being questioned about digging up graves for drug paraphernalia. They were being questioned on a completely unrelated topic (smash and grabs) and the copped to the grave robbery.
These fuckheads give legitimate stoners a bad name. I myself do not partake. But if I could walk into a 7-11 and buy a pack with a filter I'd consider doing so from time to time.
That will likely never happen, my dear friends. All because idiots like these two Houston douchebags (redundant!!!) have to go and ruin it for everyone. Grr and argh.
The real reason for this rant is that I'd like to further the distinction between Austin and Houston. Austin is good. Houston is bad. Worst we got here are white cops shooting black civilians for no good damned reason and corruption in the State House. You know, just like any other large metropolitan area in the USA.
Teens desecrate grave to make pot pipe from skull
Tags: stupidity, Houston, stoners, gravedigging, douchebaggery