Duct tape
I've fashioned a wallet out of duct tape. I only intend to use it until I can buy a nice new leather wallet for myself, considering it's an ugly green, but it'll fill a need. I'm sure a number of you are wondering why the hell I keep posting.
Actually, considering nobody really reads, that's probably not true. In any event, I've found a nice little applet for my Linux desktop that lets me post right from my upper panel. So, if anything comes to mind, I can just shoot it up from here, rather than have to log into my blog software.
Thus, you can expect me to note all these silly things as the day goes by.
I pity you. Really, I do ;)
You can go back to sleep now. Sorry for the interruption.